Tuesday, June 12, 2007

 
The cost of being polite.

I have a chronic problem. I am extremely polite. Even to the unsavory.

This habit of mine, of replying to anyone and everyone, has won me many a dumbf*&ks friendship and later my wrath.

Yesterday, I got my first crash course on "when and how much to be polite?" by Shwetha Chiramel.

a. When asked by a someone (especially one looking like a thug) "Excuse me, are you from Brunei"- I must reply "No" and move on. And not venture to correct him and answer all his questions matter of factly.
b. To Always turn my head away after the first question, so there is no scope for the next one
c. Never give out my email id or my phone number-especially to the harmless looking one's who seem very lost without my help (I've learned lessons the hard way here)

Anyway, to those wondering where exactly is Brunei, here's a little wiki info

"Brunei, (IPA: [bru·ˈnaʲ]) officially the Negara Brunei Darussalam (Malay: Negara Brunei Darussalam, Jawi: برني دارالسلام ), is a country located on the island of Borneo, in Southeast Asia. Apart from its coastline with the South China Sea it is completely surrounded by the state of Sarawak, East Malaysia. Brunei, the remnant of a very powerful sultanate, regained its independence from the United Kingdom on 1 January 1984."

What kind of pick up line is this anyway. My exact thoughts were "What a dumbf%^k". Shwetha's got the more flattering ones though, like "Are you italian?". Although once I was asked by a Cabbie if I was Persian. He said my "Blue"(they are brown) eyes really made me look Persian. Hmm. The people here are amusing.

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Well, at least you get hit on... Not like poor me :)

Sachin's sister is studying with you?
 
arey, i'm sure lots of women hit on you.

have you become very very fat since i last saw you?
 
They're just plain stupid
 
Depends on when you last saw me. Not particularly, although my face is looking fat. People describe me as 'broad!' Why? heard rumours?
 
And what about Sachin's sister? She a good friend of yours?
 
yes its sachin's sis! she is my roomie and one of my closest friends now..Also studying at smu..

no dude not heard any rumours..
 
how many times have all of us told you that u neednt flash that smile of yours at all god's creations!! at least u are taking shwetha's advice!

hmm i dont if u know this, but i almost grew up in brunei. my dad got a job there and my parents were almost on the verge of moving when they realised they loved mallu land too much :)
 
anjana!! got your postcard!!thank you thank you thank you! its nice!! i'll send yours, send me your address..sms it to me!!
 
waah even I want one...
 
funny.

Yes, that kind of things happened.
 
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